Staflunhotleghuncuss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent naga.

Staflunhotleghuncuss created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Staflunhotleghuncuss, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Staflunhotleghuncuss, he will turn you into a sheep.

Staflunhotleghuncuss' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Staflunhotleghuncuss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven swans approach from the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not make images of living things.