Benvigbangum is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable chicken.

Benvigbangum created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Benvigbangum, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Benvigbangum, he will boil you in a big pot.

Benvigbangum's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Benvigbangum's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Benvigbangum.

2. Benvigbangum loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Benvigbangum.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always obey Benvigbangum's priests.