Listgabsabdun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless dryad.

Listgabsabdun created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listgabsabdun, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Listgabsabdun, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Listgabsabdun's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Listgabsabdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Listgabsabdun.