Larpflaphab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, blissful hippopotamus.

Larpflaphab created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Larpflaphab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Larpflaphab, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Larpflaphab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Larpflaphab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight doves approach from the north.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Run away if nine shrews approach from the south.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Eagles are not to be trusted.