Citpibpan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent tapir.

Citpibpan created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Citpibpan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Citpibpan, he will try to impress you with trees.

Citpibpan's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Citpibpan's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Erect seven silver sculptures of Citpibpan on top of important buildings.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.