Fetcabyar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent wyrm.

Fetcabyar created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetcabyar, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fetcabyar, it will manifest in front of you.

Fetcabyar's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fetcabyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ducks.

2. Fetcabyar must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always help sick manatees.

5. Do not chop down trees.