Danmiscipstraghudbossnab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, able hummingbird.

Danmiscipstraghudbossnab created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danmiscipstraghudbossnab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Danmiscipstraghudbossnab, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Danmiscipstraghudbossnab's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Danmiscipstraghudbossnab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never skip in holy places.