Flyvidrut is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful camel.

Flyvidrut created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyvidrut, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flyvidrut, he will be very sad.

Flyvidrut's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Flyvidrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always help sick seals.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Feed all hungry great tits.