Hangessdav is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, proud
dove.
Hangessdav created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hangessdav, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Hangessdav, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Hangessdav's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Hangessdav's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Hangessdav four times a day.
2. Never write about black holes.
3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.
5. Do not skip in public.