Komnarstigfligciphonbam is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, able whale.

Komnarstigfligciphonbam created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komnarstigfligciphonbam, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Komnarstigfligciphonbam, she will turn you into a mouse.

Komnarstigfligciphonbam's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Komnarstigfligciphonbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Run away if nine dogs approach from the east.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Komnarstigfligciphonbam.