Kamfubfod is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, vain porpoise.

Kamfubfod created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamfubfod, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kamfubfod, it will turn you into a tree.

Kamfubfod's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Kamfubfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not hurt ducks.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Kamfubfod on top of all buildings.
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