Mapjinbass is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ruthless horse.

Mapjinbass created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapjinbass, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mapjinbass, she will torture you forever.

Mapjinbass' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Mapjinbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Never paint your chest magenta.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never feed nuts to squirrels while wearing purple dresses.
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