Stigmonyam is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, flying beaver.

Stigmonyam created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigmonyam, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stigmonyam, she will turn you into a goat.

Stigmonyam's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Stigmonyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Retreat if five snakes approach from the east.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help great tits in need.