Canbitcisskab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless cobra.

Canbitcisskab created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Canbitcisskab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Canbitcisskab, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Canbitcisskab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Canbitcisskab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never hurt shrews.

3. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Canbitcisskab on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.