Labkabtip is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, caring
dugong.
Labkabtip created humankind four million years ago.
If you believe in
Labkabtip, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Labkabtip, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Labkabtip's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Labkabtip's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Labkabtip's priests.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Never talk about asteroids.
4. Do not wear indigo clothing.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Labkabtip.