Zenbifquim is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, dishonourable
toad.
Zenbifquim created Mount Everest four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Zenbifquim, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Zenbifquim, she will send you a strongly worded letter.
Zenbifquim's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Zenbifquim's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Always help capybaras in need.
5. Do not kill sharks.