Jopgumbag Lenweebap is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, confident wasp.

Jopgumbag Lenweebap created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jopgumbag Lenweebap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jopgumbag Lenweebap, she will throw large rocks at you.

Jopgumbag Lenweebap's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Jopgumbag Lenweebap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never eat bark.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.
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