Cabarpnurt is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous crow.

Cabarpnurt created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cabarpnurt, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cabarpnurt, it will remove you from existence.

Cabarpnurt's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cabarpnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never go into blue rooms.