Dottargdibwon Gendutlab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonourable skunk.

Dottargdibwon Gendutlab created carbon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dottargdibwon Gendutlab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dottargdibwon Gendutlab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dottargdibwon Gendutlab's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Dottargdibwon Gendutlab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. You must pray to Dottargdibwon Gendutlab five times a day.

5. Never jump near capybaras.