Habtifkan Madmutvon is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced wren.

Habtifkan Madmutvon created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Habtifkan Madmutvon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Habtifkan Madmutvon, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Habtifkan Madmutvon's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Habtifkan Madmutvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Habtifkan Madmutvon must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.