Kapquimdob Yakbossxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, sapient unicorn.

Kapquimdob Yakbossxuck created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Kapquimdob Yakbossxuck, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kapquimdob Yakbossxuck, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Kapquimdob Yakbossxuck's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Kapquimdob Yakbossxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never look at black holes.