Tongudsaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, compassionate fish.

Tongudsaf created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tongudsaf, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tongudsaf, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tongudsaf's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tongudsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tongudsaf's priests.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Tongudsaf must be the most important thing in your life.