Bumgom is a god.

She takes the form of a large, irritating mouse.

Bumgom created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumgom, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bumgom, she will turn you into a rat.

Bumgom's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bumgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.