Himnuttkop is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unsympathetic goose.

Himnuttkop created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himnuttkop, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Himnuttkop, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Himnuttkop's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Himnuttkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Hide from pink birds for they are unholy.
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