Flisjenbog Fobcinyog is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, merciful pigeon.

Flisjenbog Fobcinyog created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Flisjenbog Fobcinyog, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flisjenbog Fobcinyog, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Flisjenbog Fobcinyog's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Flisjenbog Fobcinyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never look in ponds.