Gupcussyat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud centipede.

Gupcussyat created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupcussyat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gupcussyat, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gupcussyat's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Gupcussyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.