Cissdumsigneg is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, duplicitous
meerkat.
Cissdumsigneg created a charm quark three million years ago.
If you believe in
Cissdumsigneg, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Cissdumsigneg, it will attempt to scare you with hail.
Cissdumsigneg's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Cissdumsigneg's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt ducks.
2. Never skip in the presence of voles.
3. Never go into indigo rooms.
4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
5. Do not listen to music.