Zedhabrentab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking mongoose.

Zedhabrentab created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedhabrentab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zedhabrentab, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Zedhabrentab's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Zedhabrentab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Worship no other gods but Zedhabrentab.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Zedhabrentab.