Nadbissbem Nurlcepgid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, witless armadillo.

Nadbissbem Nurlcepgid created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadbissbem Nurlcepgid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nadbissbem Nurlcepgid, he will boil you in a big pot.

Nadbissbem Nurlcepgid's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nadbissbem Nurlcepgid's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. Never sit in the presence of snails.