Nullcangam is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, wise raccoon.

Nullcangam created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullcangam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nullcangam, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nullcangam's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nullcangam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never mention tapirs.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Never think about cell theory.