Volbesscar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, wise fly.

Volbesscar created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volbesscar, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Volbesscar, she will destroy your home planet.

Volbesscar's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Volbesscar's Holy Commandments

1. Volbesscar loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

2. Never mention squirrels.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Volbesscar.