Bafbamdablegrot is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful dryad.

Bafbamdablegrot created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bafbamdablegrot, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bafbamdablegrot, it will turn you into a snail.

Bafbamdablegrot's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bafbamdablegrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Bafbamdablegrot loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always obey Bafbamdablegrot's priests.