Mifvondun is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful owl.

Mifvondun created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifvondun, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mifvondun, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Mifvondun's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Mifvondun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Mifvondun loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mifvondun.