Rancimnart is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, flying dingo.

Rancimnart created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rancimnart, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rancimnart, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Rancimnart's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Rancimnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red tights.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. You must never eat corn.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never feed grapes to frogs while wearing black dresses.