Vonkbogfad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, compassionate hamster.

Vonkbogfad created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkbogfad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vonkbogfad, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Vonkbogfad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Vonkbogfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Never mention hamsters.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.