Garhigxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, resourceful troll.

Garhigxuc created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Garhigxuc, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Garhigxuc, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Garhigxuc's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Garhigxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always obey Garhigxuc's priests.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.