Ripmotomt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, able salamander.

Ripmotomt created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripmotomt, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ripmotomt, it will turn you into a goat.

Ripmotomt's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Ripmotomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not eat spinach.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never mention pigs.

5. Never write about planets.