Nillflignil is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tiresome ant.

Nillflignil created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillflignil, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nillflignil, it will destroy your home solar system.

Nillflignil's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Nillflignil's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nillflignil.

5. Nillflignil must be the most important thing in your life.