Quamabcub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful parrot.

Quamabcub created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quamabcub, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quamabcub, it will remove you from existence.

Quamabcub's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Quamabcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never bounce near dogs.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.