Gidtinbon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witless goat.

Gidtinbon created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidtinbon, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidtinbon, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gidtinbon's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gidtinbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick shrews.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Manatees are not to be trusted.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.