Bifhadsin is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, selfish warg.

Bifhadsin created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Bifhadsin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bifhadsin, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bifhadsin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bifhadsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Bifhadsin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

4. Hide if nine frogs approach from the east.

5. Pray towards the west.