Bifhadsin is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, selfish
warg.
Bifhadsin created a bottom quark three million years ago.
If you believe in
Bifhadsin, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Bifhadsin, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Bifhadsin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Bifhadsin's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Bifhadsin must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.
4. Hide if nine frogs approach from the east.
5. Pray towards the west.