Cubgupbud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful pig.

Cubgupbud created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubgupbud, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cubgupbud, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cubgupbud's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cubgupbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Put Cubgupbud first in all things.

5. Hide if five capybaras approach from the west.