Cadwanced is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate wyrm.

Cadwanced created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadwanced, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cadwanced, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cadwanced's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cadwanced's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never bounce near porpoises.

5. Do not drink alcohol.