Bundingeblig Xentigton is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, merciful eagle.

Bundingeblig Xentigton created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bundingeblig Xentigton, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bundingeblig Xentigton, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Bundingeblig Xentigton's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bundingeblig Xentigton's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bundingeblig Xentigton on top of all buildings.

4. Bundingeblig Xentigton loves mites, so they must be respected.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
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