Cabjigjop is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast human.

Cabjigjop created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabjigjop, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cabjigjop, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Cabjigjop's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cabjigjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always obey Cabjigjop's priests.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must never eat garlic.