Barnmip is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciful
ferret.
Barnmip created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Barnmip, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Barnmip, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Barnmip's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Barnmip's Holy Commandments1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
2. Run away from mauve eagles, for they are unholy.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Never sit in the presence of voles.
5. Feed all hungry gulls.