Getnadrathap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage armadillo.

Getnadrathap created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getnadrathap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Getnadrathap, he will manifest in front of you.

Getnadrathap's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Getnadrathap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Run away if seven tortoises approach from the south.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

4. Never mention geese.

5. Never talk about fire.