Cipcinjon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing wren.

Cipcinjon created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Cipcinjon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cipcinjon, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Cipcinjon's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cipcinjon's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. You must love Cipcinjon.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cipcinjon.

4. Never skip near goats.

5. Never talk about sharks.