Hakrullcib is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair wasp.

Hakrullcib created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Hakrullcib, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hakrullcib, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hakrullcib's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Hakrullcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.