Lunbissflag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty mouse.

Lunbissflag created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunbissflag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lunbissflag, she will laugh at you.

Lunbissflag's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Lunbissflag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Always look after injured otters.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.
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